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The useless type who shouldn’t live with other human beings.

Today was a strange day. We lazed about a bit and then drove to see “Midsummernight’s Dream” (in german of course – Sommernachtstraum) in Dusseldorf. The Play was good enough and worth the 30 bucks. However, a little stupid guy from the parking garage managed to put a lousy spin a decent evening.

We were parked in a place where if we drove out left it would go into a one-way the wrong way, and if followed the Huge Red Sign that said EXIT (AUSGANG) we would have been unable to go further as it was blocked by these roadblock type things. So we went back into the one-way bit, since it was exactly 15 meteres long, and there were a couple of cars ahead of us in this bit and some cars behind us. Not really having a choice we sat there in the car, waiting for our turn to enter the main line (Reisverschluss procedure, one goes from this line, then one goes from the other line, then one from this line and so on…).

Anyway, right when it was finally our turn and we were simply waiting on the car from the other line to move up, this guy comes up agressively towards the front of our car. No identification (like a hanging badge, uniform, etc.) Nothing. Just comes up yelling something. When we just looked at him, trying to figure out what he wants he brings his hand down HARD on our car’s bonnet!! wtf? By this time my husband was getting out of the car – first of all, this guy was like *sleeping* on the job obviously or the other cars up ahead of us wouldn’t have been allowed thru. Secondly he was totally agressive, and instead of tapping on our window so we could talk to him, just yelled something unintelligible and started banging like an ape on our car.

If he had just bothered to talk to us like an intelligent person, we would have explained that we couldn’t go into the correct way into the einbahnstraße (one-way) because it was blocked by cars going the other way (these were the guys that ended up ahead of us in the Reißverschluss thing). We ended up behind them as we attempted to take the path marked EXIT in BIG BOLD RED letters…d0h! Anyway, even after the whole incident we were only able to reverse out and go back the right-way up the one-way is because the guys *behind* us saw that there was a scene being created by the moronic employee and quickly turned backwards and left for the only other possible path. Like I said, if he had an ounce of intelligence in him, the whole thing could’ve been cleared up in 1 second, since it wasn’t entirely our fault. But this guy just wanted to inform us how wrong we were, so he’d finally have something to *do* in his loser-job as the late-shift parking-garage attendant.

Finally, my husband gets back in after shoving him away from the car and gets back in and we drive the other way – no guidance from this moron as to the right way, and wait on the other exit to get out. This guy took perfectly innocent customers, who were just finished having a nice evening, and treated us like criminals from the word Go. He was just totally agressive and how DARE HE BANG ON OUR CAR???

No person has the right to go around banging someone else’s property..??!! And how on earth should anyone know he even works there when he had no ID on him or anything that would give us a *clue* that this is not some deranged freak – rather he is an employee (obviously an incompetent one, or none of this might have happened).

Biggest irony – we leave finally from the other exit, go alllll the way around and end up finally at the gate (the automatic thing that goes up after inputting the parking ticket) – there was apparently only this gate – and he made this BIG SHOW from his cabin that he was writing down our license plate number.

What. A. Stupid. Fucker. Oh GOD. I HATE SUCH PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Miserable, petty, small little shits. When they can’t behave properly like civilized people, and their victims don’t take it lying down, they get all “i am noting your license plate number”….how *ugh*. I seriously cannot handle such loser-types. They are so pathetic. Probably snitched on the other kids when he was in school – just the type to do it. *Blah*


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